It seems the more things change, the more they stay the same.
Here are a few very useful tips for decorum at a dance. It's true that passing gas, a dribbling mouth and rabies have never been too charming - in 1530 or in the present day. Call us old-fashioned.
Please take note before you ask the lady to check her dance card:
"Furthermore never fart when you are dancing; grit your teeth and compel your arse to hold back the fart... Do not have a dripping nose and do not dribble at the mouth. No woman desires a man with rabies.
Over here at the MIEN Magazine nerve centre, we relish any sort of dedication to good manners and gracious behaviour.
We especially adore this lovely little moving picture featuring a most genteel